“Clothes make the man. Naked people have little or no influence on society.”

— MARK TWAIN

Today, our world is grappling with a number of crises, none more alarming than the proliferation of cheap and ugly T-shirts now available online. For discerning freedom-minded shoppers, this problem is compounded by an abundance of angry, humorless Tees — products that can quickly alienate those who might otherwise be receptive to your message.

The struggle is real. Don't you deserve better?

Don't you deserve high-quality T-shirts that present important ideas in an amusing, thought-provoking way? Shouldn't we have stylish, comfortable Tees we want to wear all the time, anywhere and everywhere?

Meet the Wry Guys

  • Wake People Up

    Raise public awareness of the freedom philosophy, timeless truths, & the abuse of power.

  • Share a Laugh

    Encourage healthy skepticism & enjoy interesting, good-humored conversations.

  • Make New Friends

    Meet other independent thinkers in your hometown & grow your tribe.

Just like you, we once struggled to find high-quality, freedom-oriented T-shirts.

So we launched the Wry Guys with a unique lineup of clever Tees that make it fun to express yourself with wisdom and wit.

  • 10+ years of Tee-making experience
  • Comfortable, durable material
  • Made in the USA
  • A long history of satisfied customers
  • "Give 'em a laugh, not a scowl and a growl."

    — The WRY GUYS

  • "Attention Getter" — Sean — 5 Stars

    "This super comfy shirt could be made out of burlap and I'd still be wearing it. I can't tell you how many people just can't resist letting me know how hilarious they think it is. It has done exactly what I hoped which is to start a lot of great conversations."

  • "Cracks me up!" — Dave — 4 Stars

    "Good quality tee. Fits well. LOVE the quote. I get a lot of comments."

  • "Not usually a tee gal, but I love this one!" — Sally M. — 5 Stars

    "Not only is this shirt amusing in its message, it is the most comfortable tee I've ever owned. It is true to size, figure flattering, and it washes beautifully!"

Win Hearts & Minds with Wisdom & Wit

Do you want to promote freedom, individual liberty, and healthy skepticism? If so, The Wry Guys create irreverent, thought-provoking T-shirts inspired by such classic humorists as Mark Twain, H.L. Mencken, and Oscar Wilde. By wearing a Wry Guys Tee, you'll invoke the wit and wisdom of the past to satirize modern mythologies, encourage independent thinking, and start good-humored discussions of important contemporary issues.

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"A day without laughter is a day wasted."

— CHARLIE CHAPLIN

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We know how tough it can be to meet other Wry Guys and Gals

So check out our free guide, How to find other Freedom-minded, Independent Thinkers in your Local Community. Connect and make friends with great people.

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